The Guv'nor Carl Conroy / The Eliminator / The Highlander

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THE GUV'NOR CARL CONROY
Height: 6 Foot
Weight: A Slim, Trim, Buff, Chiselled, Slender, Muscular, Big-Boned, Water-Retaining 10 Stone, 3 lbs.
From: Birmingham, West Midlands
Age: 25
Favourite Food: None, You Heartless, Insensitive Idiot. Don't You Know I'm anorexic?!
Debut: 23rd May 1996 vs. Alex Shane (Leas Cliff Hall, Folkestone, Kent, For Hammerlock Wrestling)

Renowned for his mouthy and obnoxious demeanour, The Guv'nor Carl Conroy is a man hated all throughout Britain, but particularly in the CSF's West Country based venues, where he continues to draw resentment from those in attendance due to his berating of them over the microphone. Chants of "You Fat Bastard", "Who Ate All The Pies?!" and "Belly's Gonna Get You" have been known to be directed at him, but The Guv'nor insists that the "retarded, country bumpkin, farmer boy yokels" based in Melksham and surrounding areas have absolutely no idea what they're talking about. Conroy claims that he is not fat, but instead that he is simply big-boned and retains a lot of water. If you ask us, the Atlantic Ocean would have trouble retaining that much water!

Conroy's association with the Combat Sports Federation began with his involvement in the Deadly Draw event, back in November 1999. On this occasion, Conroy met and defeated The Man From The Dark Side, Vlad Dracul, in a punishing and bruising battle. The "Scum From Brum" then moved on to battle with the likes of The Eliminator, Lionheart Mike Thomas, Jonny Storm, Jody Fleisch and others. One thing seems to remain the same whether he is victorious or not: Conroy always seems to manage to royally piss off everyone he comes into contact with. Is it any wonder that this obnoxious fat b*****d is constantly among the most hated wrestlers in Britain?!

The Guv'nor has recently returned from a tour of Western Canada with the Calgary based Can-Am Wrestling Federation. Visiting various parts of Alberta and Saskatchewan, Conroy, along with fellow Brit Justin Richards of the FWA, spent his time battling international superstar Kurrgan, formerly of the World Wrestling Federation. Also appearing on the tour were legends such as Beef Wellington, formerly of Stampede Wrestling and WCW, The Original Cuban Assassin, a veteran of many, many years and also formerly of Stampede Wrestling. IWA Japan's Masked Maniac Leatherface, Steve Wilde, Vinnie Fever and midget wrestlers Superstar Adrian Idol and El Stifogrunto were also a part of the tour, which took in Calgary, Saskatoon, Fort McMurray and many other major towns and cities, along with a number of Indian Reservations. The tour was successful and further opportunities for international work are said to be in the pipeline.

Since aligning himself with manager Superfly Steve Sharpe, the annoying twosome have been bragging about their 'massive' undefeated streak, stretching back to October's Total Elimination II in Melksham Assembly Hall, where Conroy (with the illegal assistance of Sharpe) defeated Welsh Champion Lionheart Mike Thomas in a storming non-title match. Conroy and Sharpe, collectively (along with Mr.12 Play, J.Y.Kelly) known as The Guvorning Body, have been highly successful as a unit since their formation. Recently, at CSF Annihilation II on April 27th, Conroy once again renewed his alliance with former CSF Champion The Highlander, and unveiled the violent Scot as his mystery tag team partner. Once again, Conroy and Highlander proved what an effective partnership they could be, as they defeated Lionheart Mike Thomas and Stu Odyssey in a brutal tag team confrontation that neither team is likely to forget in a hurry.

Despite his attitude, look out for more big things from the mouthy Guv'nor. He is currently negotiating with international promoters in both the United States and Japan, and rumour has it that talks thus far have been highly successful. We just hope that someone can shut his mouth sometime soon, so that we won't have to listen to any more of his rantings!

THE ELIMINATOR, STUART NATT
Height: 6 Foot 4
Weight: 280 lbs.
From: Melksham, Wiltshire
Age: 22

Stuart Natt, otherwise known as The Eliminator, is perhaps best known for his massive following of fans known as the Barmy Army, who follow him around the country supporting him wherever he wrestles. It's no secret that The Eliminator finds great inspiration in this and this may account for his high level of success in the ring. It is very rare that Natt actually loses a match when his Barmy Army are there cheering him on. In the past few years, he has met and defeated The Guv'nor Carl Conroy, The Highlander, Dave Boom Boom Johnson, Stu Odyssey, Max Carnage, The Silver Bullet, Mr.Vain Peter Collins (becoming the first man in the history of CSF to do so) and countless others.

The Eliminator is a massively popular fan-favourite who more than makes up in sheer brute-force, passion and aggression what he may lack in scientific wrestling techniques. He has been quoted recently as saying that he is looking forward to getting his hands on The Guv'nor Carl Conroy again, following their inconclusive CSF Title contest back at Deadly Draw II in January. On that occasion, Conroy and his equally obnoxious manager Superfly Steve Sharpe 'substituted' for The Highlander, who was unable to make it due to a bad haggis he had eaten in the days prior to the event.

The Eliminator recently became a two-time CSF Heavyweight Champion, when he defeated Mr.Vain Peter Collins in a brutal and hard-fought lumberjack match at CSF Annihilation II. Thwarting the interference of Guvorning Body member The Anarchist Doug Williams, Natt went on to reclaim the title he relinquished at Deadly Draw II, in front of an absolutely electric sold-out crowd solidly behind their home town hero.

Look for bright things from The Eliminator, as his phenomenal following of supporters can only continue to grow and further inspire him to greater and greater heights. For now, though, Natt is happy to defend his CSF title against the toughest challenges the Combat Sports Federation officials can throw at him.

THE HIGHLANDER
Height: 5’10”
Weight: 220 lbs.
From: Glasgow, Scotland
Age: 25
Debut: 1996 & Dino Scarlo vs. Dean Champion & Jon Ryan (Winter Gardens, Margate, Kent, For Hammerlock
Wrestling)

Renowned for his hatred of anything and anyone English, The Highlander is on a quest throughout the Combat Sports Federation, and the entire wrestling business, to prove that the Scots are a superior race, not only of wrestlers, but of people too. The violent native of Glasgow, Scotland is currently embroiled in a hot feud with Melksham's favourite The Eliminator, in a battle to decide not only who are the superior race, but who is the Combat Sports Federation’s toughest fighter. Anyone who has had the chance to catch any of their incredibly intense matches will testify as to the ferocity and passion they are fought with.

The Highlander's association with the combat Sports Federation began with the introduction to Melksham of his long-standing with Lionheart Mike Thomas, which culminated in the Scotsman becoming a double champion as a result of his win in their outstanding two out of three falls feud settler in Melksham Assembly Hall last March at Total Annihilation. Currently on a quest to regain the CSF Heavyweight Championship he held, until losing the belt to The Eliminator in a fatal four way match also involving The Guv'nor Carl Conroy and Lionheart Mike Thomas at CSF Redemption in June of last year. The Highlander recently renewed his partnership with The Guv'nor Carl Conroy and his Guvorning Body, as he returned as the mystery tag team partner of The Guv'nor, to take on the challenge of Stu Odyssey and old enemy Lionheart Mike Thomas. A successful return to action in Melksham, following an enforced break, The Highlander scored the winning pinfall over Thomas after hitting two piledrivers onto a steel chair. Despite the above win for the Glasgow native, his main objective is getting back 'his' CSF Championship from The Eliminator, or whoever should be unlucky enough to hold the title at The Highlander's time of asking. Many experts within the wrestling business are predicting a swift and characteristically brutal return to the top for the English hating former double champion!